anagramofbrat: (angsty sex)


So lets think about this for a sec:
  • pretty Slavs with accents... check.
  • genderbending... check.
  • specifically, men in high heels... check.
  • dancers... check
  • reasonably industrial/synthy sounding song... check
  • copious references/homages to both the video and the song "Closer", both subtle and obvious...check
  • Not so subtle jab at the anti-gay laws enacted recently in Russia... check
  • MEN IN HEELS...we checked this one already but we'll go over it again for emphasis. And add a plus sign.


...it's like someone made me a birthday present 7 months early.
anagramofbrat: (oooh porn)
Am I a bad person for wanting to watch Michelle Dockery (Downton Abbey, Hogfather) and Rachael Stirling (Tipping the Velvet, upcoming Doctor Who) in a corset movie together? I don't care which one, but the laying about looking fabulous in corsets is REQUIRED.



you know what if wanting the above is wrong, fuck being right. Even Voldemort approves with his I PHOTOBOMB PURTY LAYDEEZ self.
anagramofbrat: (angsty sex)
Fullscreen this. You'll thank me.



Holy shit.




I need to go listen to "We're In This Together" about sixty bazillion times now.
anagramofbrat: (sexytime!)
Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:

[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: that's... how?
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: yeah you do
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: ah
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: also called "just another spoon"
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic

And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:





To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
anagramofbrat: (sexytime!)
Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:

[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: that's... how?
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: yeah you do
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: ah
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: also called "just another spoon"
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic

And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:





To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"

Oh, also?

Dec. 23rd, 2010 09:31 am
anagramofbrat: (sexytime!)
Goddamn, [livejournal.com profile] cell23 had some serious GQ motherfucker mojo on last night.

Seriously I would totally pay him to just loll about being manly in classy 3 piece suits if I could.

Oh, also?

Dec. 23rd, 2010 09:31 am
anagramofbrat: (sexytime!)
Goddamn, [livejournal.com profile] cell23 had some serious GQ motherfucker mojo on last night.

Seriously I would totally pay him to just loll about being manly in classy 3 piece suits if I could.

Day 8

Dec. 14th, 2010 10:58 am
anagramofbrat: (Default)
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.


Day Eight: Three turn-ons
  1. Passion. Have an interest in something and be passionate about it. It doesn't have to be something I'm interested in, but if you tell me about it and you're super excited about it, well, that's infectious. I might pick it up just to see what makes you tick.

  2. Intelligence. Brains are awesome and tasty.

  3. I have a couple of little physical hot spots that do it for me. Big expressive eyes. Dimples. Long, pretty hair. The back of the neck. A nice ass. Cleavage on women, calves on guys. Certain vocal timbres. Hit in the right combination and I'm done.


Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!

Day 8

Dec. 14th, 2010 10:58 am
anagramofbrat: (Default)
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)

Day Seven: Four turn-offs.
Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.


Day Eight: Three turn-ons
  1. Passion. Have an interest in something and be passionate about it. It doesn't have to be something I'm interested in, but if you tell me about it and you're super excited about it, well, that's infectious. I might pick it up just to see what makes you tick.

  2. Intelligence. Brains are awesome and tasty.

  3. I have a couple of little physical hot spots that do it for me. Big expressive eyes. Dimples. Long, pretty hair. The back of the neck. A nice ass. Cleavage on women, calves on guys. Certain vocal timbres. Hit in the right combination and I'm done.


Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today! Adopt one today!

wow

Dec. 5th, 2010 12:00 pm
anagramofbrat: (yay jesus)
Guys, I think I've found my calling in life, or something, because I apparently throw bitchin parties. 'Course with the crowd of people that showed up to our house to properly usher [livejournal.com profile] cell23's fourth decade in last night, it's quite hard to have a bad party. Hell even the people that couldn't come but sent well-wishes via twitter (you were there in spirit, Mr. Berube!) helped, so yeah. There were also Muppets, Batman, Castlevania, and Mario Kart assisting. :) Special guest stars: cell23's now infamous Gay Bar Dance while he beat the shit out of his princess pinata ([livejournal.com profile] aersi helped). The terrifying pin the tail on the donkey game that [livejournal.com profile] oneforellis brought that looked like a donkey staring worriedly at his ass as red liquid appeared to pour out of it (it was supposed to be a target painted on, but it looked way too much like severe intestinal damage). THE MOTHERFUCKING INDIANA JONES CAKE WITH WORKING BALL. That's right you heard me. That cake was BOSS.

But yeah, you know how you know it was a good party? 2 reasons: 1) I just stumbled downstairs in search of breakfast (by the way, [livejournal.com profile] aersi? you're a motherfucking genius, thank you for the bagels) saw the horror my living room and kitchen are after everything... and grinned my face off. 2) The part where towards the end of the evening, [livejournal.com profile] cell23 (who tends to detest having a big thing made of his birthday, so yes, I threw him a party cause I'm a bitch like that ;) ) was being glomphed by all the remaining ladies present, and while cackling maniacally, declared that he should turn 30 every year.

I clearly win at everything. Including hangovers. I had quite a bit of "kool-aid" (hawaiian punch, sierra mist, tangerine vodka and slushed ice make great punch, btw) and then [livejournal.com profile] another_murray brought over pomegranate liqueur and i was just done for afterward. but I only have a bit of a headache this morning and that may well be because I forgot to make/get coffee. Yeah, I know.

But yeah, thanks guys. And happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] cell23. I love you, and I think it's safe to say so does everyone who was in attendance. :)

wow

Dec. 5th, 2010 12:00 pm
anagramofbrat: (yay jesus)
Guys, I think I've found my calling in life, or something, because I apparently throw bitchin parties. 'Course with the crowd of people that showed up to our house to properly usher [livejournal.com profile] cell23's fourth decade in last night, it's quite hard to have a bad party. Hell even the people that couldn't come but sent well-wishes via twitter (you were there in spirit, Mr. Berube!) helped, so yeah. There were also Muppets, Batman, Castlevania, and Mario Kart assisting. :) Special guest stars: cell23's now infamous Gay Bar Dance while he beat the shit out of his princess pinata ([livejournal.com profile] aersi helped). The terrifying pin the tail on the donkey game that [livejournal.com profile] oneforellis brought that looked like a donkey staring worriedly at his ass as red liquid appeared to pour out of it (it was supposed to be a target painted on, but it looked way too much like severe intestinal damage). THE MOTHERFUCKING INDIANA JONES CAKE WITH WORKING BALL. That's right you heard me. That cake was BOSS.

But yeah, you know how you know it was a good party? 2 reasons: 1) I just stumbled downstairs in search of breakfast (by the way, [livejournal.com profile] aersi? you're a motherfucking genius, thank you for the bagels) saw the horror my living room and kitchen are after everything... and grinned my face off. 2) The part where towards the end of the evening, [livejournal.com profile] cell23 (who tends to detest having a big thing made of his birthday, so yes, I threw him a party cause I'm a bitch like that ;) ) was being glomphed by all the remaining ladies present, and while cackling maniacally, declared that he should turn 30 every year.

I clearly win at everything. Including hangovers. I had quite a bit of "kool-aid" (hawaiian punch, sierra mist, tangerine vodka and slushed ice make great punch, btw) and then [livejournal.com profile] another_murray brought over pomegranate liqueur and i was just done for afterward. but I only have a bit of a headache this morning and that may well be because I forgot to make/get coffee. Yeah, I know.

But yeah, thanks guys. And happy birthday [livejournal.com profile] cell23. I love you, and I think it's safe to say so does everyone who was in attendance. :)

GIP

Oct. 21st, 2010 01:24 am
anagramofbrat: (queen bitch)
...because every lady needs a little Gemma in her head, heart and personality.

Also now I have something to illustrate with next time I go on about my Katey Sagal induced ladyboner.

GIP

Oct. 21st, 2010 01:24 am
anagramofbrat: (queen bitch)
...because every lady needs a little Gemma in her head, heart and personality.

Also now I have something to illustrate with next time I go on about my Katey Sagal induced ladyboner.

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