My tweets

[anagramofbrat]

• Sat, 17:59: Spent part of this afternoon at the Amherst Railroad Show with @cell23 and the kids. My god, it was full of trains...
• Sat, 22:45: Man, figure skating commentators be some BITCHES. I'm talking about you, Scott Hamilton.
• Sat, 22:54: Also I think Zumba just lost its hipster chic card. Folgers commercial = too mainstream.
• Sun, 12:37: Feh. #depressionsucks #coldssuck #givemeallyouricecream
• Sun, 12:47: Dear gods, people. The way y'all are carrying on I fully expected to see Christina in a white dress dyed red from the waist down.
• Sun, 12:49: Leave the poor girl alone; all women go through at least one public menstruation-related malfunction. Deal with it.
• Sun, 13:07: Unexpectedly hilarious uses for small children: excellent footwarmers.
• Sun, 14:28: @cell23 @scarlettsiren *puts on aviator sunglasses and pork pie hat*
• Sun, 14:44: Being the nosy old lady out my living room window. Just saw @justdowd walk by twice. Creepin' hard.
• Sun, 15:52: You should read this now. Seriously. HT @jesshartley "Affairs of the Heart" http://t.co/FJxZlfZX
• Sun, 15:59: Strongly considering buying @cell23 a set of poker chips that don't make that brain-shattering noise when they hit linoleum.
• Sun, 16:01: A sixty minute album of modern atonal compositions for fingernails on chalkboards sounds pretty good right now. #headachetherapy

Comments

[breakableheart.livejournal.com]

Did you just figure the ice skating thing out?

WHAT on the dress/menstruation thing?

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

No but it shocks me anew. And i'm always all shut up scott the best you could do was a double axel and even then you looked goofy doing it.

Some hi res pictures of Christina aguilera singing at etta james' funeral were published showing a red/brown substance dripping down her legs during her performance. The warring theories are that it's either a tampon malfunction or self-tanner+sweat. Either way, how embarrassing.