Does jonti picking wear old spice?

[anagramofbrat]

Hello Ladies.

Look at my horse. Now look at me. Now back to my horse. Now back to me.

Sadly my horse isn't me. But if you give it a lick it'll taste just like raisins.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a plane my horse turns into with a stroke of its mane.

What's in your hand? Back at me. It's my horse's winky, together with two bottles of that sweet, sweet lemonade you love.

Look again. The lemonade is now a trip around the universe and all the other places too.

Anything is possible when the universe pretty much covers everything.

Shut up, woman, I'm on a horse.


My brain is officially a fucked up little place.

Comments

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

I die a lil every time I see that commercial.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

You and me both. Except my death is from funny.

[masteradept.livejournal.com]

yea a death to the absurd and wacky.

[ruisseau.livejournal.com]

Now do a mash-up of "Look at my horse; my horse is amazing" and the Old Spice commercial. Welcome to my brain :)

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

lol but that's what I did?

[austingoddess.livejournal.com]

From rustychainsaw: http://vimeo.com/10467846

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I loled. I like kilts. And chainsaws.

[deliriums-dream.livejournal.com]

blink, blink, giggle.