My tweets

• Wed, 12:35: This whole getting up at 6am thing may necessitate a return to my coffee-swilling ways.
• Wed, 12:36: Also? MASSIVELY surreal being back at Smith. Especially since a whole bunch of things have beem moved or torn down in the last decade.
• Wed, 12:52: What's Apple going to do when they run out of big cats to name their OSes after? Start using regular cat breeds? #OSXDomesticShorthair
• Wed, 13:07: Oh dear. Full time job + in northampton may = gaining back that missing 50 lbs. #allmyfavoriterestaurants #uhoh #everythingisfood
• Wed, 13:08: Ok playtime over. Catch y'all on the flip.
• Wed, 16:45: And the B43 is 15min late. Man today's been full of bus fail.
• Wed, 18:28: While waiting to be picked up by @cell23, I was offered gummy candy by an adorable 2yo girl, who then told me she could knock me over. XD
• Wed, 19:51: Me: *pass by litterbox* WHOO! [to cat] That is a powerful stench you made, my dear! @cell23: [proudly] That's my cat! #whydoiputupwithhim
• Wed, 21:41: RT @theresa_who: I really want the Dirty Dancing remake to be a gay male love story starring NPH.
• Wed, 21:51: Tuxedo Twin 1: [peeking into patio door] 'sup? Lily: HATEHATEHATEFUCKOFFDIEIWILLSHITINYOURSOUL! TT1: ...queens be crazy. [leaves] #catdrama

... O_o *covetous whine*

Red Band trailer. Probably NSFW.

Okay a few things. Yes, Jason Momoa is hot. Honestly much hotter here without all the Khal Drogo emo eyeliner. But more importantly...

WHO THE FUCK FORGOT TO TELL ME RON FUCKING PERLMAN WAS IN THIS MOVIE??? YOU'RE FIRED. FIRED, I SAY.

So lets break this down. Jason Momoa? okay. Ron Perlman? Yes. Very Yes. Rose McGowan killing some motherfuckers? I can get behind, on top of, in front of, and under that. Blood, guts and sword-wielding mayhem? ...NGL, I might need a towel under me after watching that trailer.

...I may have just told cell23 that we are going to see this movie and that he should prepare to be sexcanoed afterward. In all caps. I have no shame.