My tweets

[anagramofbrat]

• Mon, 15:49: Holy crap busy day. And now its over? Wtf?
• Mon, 19:19: Love is taking your SO to McDs, even when what she's craving disgusts you.(I wanted to try the new ranch dressing with my nuggets.)
• Mon, 19:20: Love is also getting her a Frosty at Wendy's five minutes later when you're getting your own junior bacon double whatevers.
• Mon, 19:21: Moral of story, @cell23 is awesome.
• Mon, 21:01: who has got two thumbs and a root beer float? This girl. #yum
• Mon, 21:04: seriously whoever invented these should be canonized.
• Mon, 22:48: RT @emilytheslayer: Every time someone buys a $6 Guy Fawkes mask, the media conglomerate Time Warner, which made $28 billion in... http: ...
• Mon, 22:48: So much LOL at that last retweet.
• Mon, 23:46: Think I heard someone puking out front followed by raucous cackling. Welcome back, students. XP
• Tue, 06:35: Pro-tip, cat: lying down on part of my anatomy and purring is not going to get you fed any faster. #catsaresoporific