I really need to get to the part where bunnies are delicious. Or you know, skip the bunny huggin.

[anagramofbrat]

10 O HAI ABANDONMENT TRIGGER SUP

20 PRINT "Man, everyone keeps leaving my ass. I must be a horrible person."

30 PRINT "I am a horrible person! Look, see? See? Go ahead walk away from me too, you know you want to. Here, u kan has reasons!"

40 LIST $REASONS

50 HATE WORLD + DRINK + PLAY MARILYN MANSON + NUKE THINGS IN WOW + SULK LIKE TEEN GIRL W/O PROM DATE

60 PRINT "No wait, what the fuck, I'm not a horrible person. Fuck that noise."

70 SOBER UP + PLAY ENYA + GO OUTSIDE + FIND BUNNY + HUG BUNNY

80 IF HUG BUNNY GOTO 90 ELSE GOTO 130

90 BUNNY = DEAD OF SUFFOCATION

100 IF SORRY FOR KILLING BUNNY GOTO 100 ELSE GOTO 120

100 PRINT "OH FUCK BUNNY LEFT ME TOO I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON"

110 GOTO 30

120 DELICIOUS RABBIT STEW

130 GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITY WAGON

140 END

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

It comes in its own salad!

[sixswordsamurai.livejournal.com]

salad is not food. Salad is what food eats.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I love you six mwah