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• Пн, 14:41: Who has two thumbs and a box of motherfucking Samoas? AWWW YEAH THIS BITCH OM NOM FUCKING NOM. #EATALLTHEGIRLSSCOUTCOOKIES
• Пн, 15:05: RT @Ksleezzzzy: "There's always someone, who you wouldn't necessarily expect, who is grateful you exist." @postsecret
• Пн, 15:45: reasons I dislike holding down the fort at the store by meself - needing to go to the loo and not being able to until closing. :P
• Пн, 17:36: I'm home. COME AND GETCHER POPCORN. i mean, cookies.
• Пн, 17:37: Meanwhile someone have a spare melonballer? I have a throbbing uterus to rip out so it will torture me no more.
• Пн, 18:05: Damn it i meant to be productive tonight. Instead i'm in bed being spanked by the cramp fairy. I wish that was as fun/kinky as it sounds.
• Пн, 20:07: You know there are NERDS in your kitchen when suddenly you can hear Homestarrunner playing from someone's portable device in the middle.
• Пн, 20:08: RT @TheMissE: Hey Doctor Who fans: what if the Statue of Liberty is just a giant Weeping Angel that never moves because people are alway ...
• Пн, 20:09: Re last tweet: NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN.
• Пн, 21:38: Blew out my hair tonight. As usual, startled by its actual length. It's, like, a few inches past my shoulders now.
• Пн, 21:39: reason why this continues to boggle me - my hair spent over a decade refusing to get any longer than 1" below my chin.
• Пн, 21:53: This picture makes me happy on so many levels, y'all have no idea. http://t.co/koxv7ZKS
• Вт, 11:46: It is VERY hard to be anything other but bouncy when listening to a local 80s station.