My tweets

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• Thu, 08:29: RT @mightymur: I'm hungry and cranky. I hope to slay all 7 dwarfs today. Then I will go for snow white. Then me and the queen will have ...
• Thu, 08:48: RT @postsecret: "We're aren't eloping because of money or time or because I think it's romantic, my self esteem drops every time I try o ...
• Thu, 08:48: yeah.... not looking forward to that aspect of things either.
• Thu, 09:05: Also its weird (but also kinda nice) having a wedding-related gripe session with your fiance's ex-wife. #trollin #hesprobablypoopinghimself
• Thu, 10:44: You know, I don't really like their music much, but I love the fact that a band called "Spandau Ballet" exists out there someplace.
• Thu, 14:15: oh god. My boss joined a pilot program that lets you pay for GScookies with plastic. I'm doomed.
• Thu, 15:25: today has been A Butt.
• Thu, 19:14: RT @noldrin: Turns out this isn't about the Sci Fi show: Mistress of Doctor Who Was Stabbed to Death Testifies at Widow's Trial http://t ...
• Thu, 19:22: How to get geeky hipster girls to talk to you without having to talk to them first: obtain Trogdor the Burninator hoodie. (ahem, @Avalon616)
• Thu, 20:04: Yes. I dance to the 30Rock theme. Every. Fucking. Week. #dealwithit
• Thu, 20:35: "When I eat, it is the food that is scared." -- Ron Swanson #parksandrecreation
• Thu, 21:06: I don't want to know what a fecalist does. #30Rock
• Thu, 21:17: aaaaaaaagh MANKIND IS ON #30Rock
• Thu, 21:44: all right laundry. Lets do this.