My tweets

[anagramofbrat]

• Thu, 14:15: oh god. My boss joined a pilot program that lets you pay for GScookies with plastic. I'm doomed.
• Thu, 15:25: today has been A Butt.
• Thu, 19:14: RT @noldrin: Turns out this isn't about the Sci Fi show: Mistress of Doctor Who Was Stabbed to Death Testifies at Widow's Trial http://t ...
• Thu, 19:22: How to get geeky hipster girls to talk to you without having to talk to them first: obtain Trogdor the Burninator hoodie. (ahem, @Avalon616)
• Thu, 20:04: Yes. I dance to the 30Rock theme. Every. Fucking. Week. #dealwithit
• Thu, 20:35: "When I eat, it is the food that is scared." -- Ron Swanson #parksandrecreation
• Thu, 21:06: I don't want to know what a fecalist does. #30Rock
• Thu, 21:17: aaaaaaaagh MANKIND IS ON #30Rock
• Thu, 21:44: all right laundry. Lets do this.
• Thu, 23:22: Ice cream: because rage-cleaning only goes so far.
• Thu, 23:51: boop! http://t.co/MJdIT9CR
• Fri, 01:00: My brain is coping with the existence of a nazis on the moon movie by repeating the "jews in space" sequence from History of the World pt 1.
• Fri, 01:02: @sarahmaclean Weird. #woordsthatlookthepart
• Fri, 10:46: Oh "Cows with Guns." Still funny.
• Fri, 11:02: Anyone still have that moment where you have to remind yourself that Culture Club isn't singing about punctuation?
• Fri, 11:17: @sarahmaclean On the other hand #wordsthatlooknothinglikewhattheymean pulchritudinous
• Fri, 11:43: @cdtatro also you mentioned Robocop in a tweet. did you get visited by the "I'd buy that for a dollar" bot?