ext_51563 ([identity profile] grinninfoole.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] anagramofbrat 2012-10-07 08:18 pm (UTC)

Sorry. I did not understand what you typed.

You have selected a regicide. If you know the name of the monarch being killed, please press "1".

If you are calling to claim credit in the name of your glorious revolutionary group, please press "2".

If you don't know the monarch, but do know the country they rule, please press "3".

If you meant to report an attack on a drag king or queen, please press "4".

If you have no idea if the person being killed is actually royalty, but jeez they sure act like they are, please press "5".

If you would like to return to the main menu, please press "6".

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