*sniggering at 'Tits & Horses'* I don't watch the show, but ever since the relevant episodes of South Park, I hear 'Wiener, wiener wiener, floppy wiener...' to that tune.

Heh. Heehee.

Anyway! I'mma be That Guy and exhort you to soak your sore bod in epsom salts (if that's not contraindicated.) The woman I've gotten massages from (oh, and try to get yourself some of that too) recommended it to me yesterday, but in greater quantity than the standard. As in, four cups of salts, instead of just two, in your hot bath. It really does help!