Farewell you magical purple creature you

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Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life
Electric word, life -
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else:
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one, Dr. Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the after world
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

2016, I am fucking DONE with you professionally.