And my abdomen is saying AND NOW FOR THE BLACCUWEATHER FORCAST, UTERUS? and my uterus obediently responds with ITS GON' RAIN! Except like all meteorologists, it lies.

I'm so metaquoting this.

Me, I think Evita was Madonna's best acting job ever, which isn't necessarily saying a lot, but she was made for the role, ya know? And ain't nobody can be Mandy Patinkin, so no use of Antonio even being compared to him. Antonio was still excellent.
But don't get me started on comparing HBC to Angela Lansbury.