I think only one person reading this will get why this is funny. (And she'd best be giggling.)

"The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

I have Burlesque tonight. It's gonna be a rough show, as it is fetish/mess themed. (for the record, messy acts are the only thing I'm not a huge fan of in terms of backstage.) I have two new stage kittens debuting tonight that I have to train up (talk about throwing them into the deep end!) but two of my regulars have graciously offered to come help with their crash course. So tonight I have a show in which I am in charge of essentially four kittens.

I have truly gone from learner to Master.

My life, y'all.