Yep, it's officially summer in NY. Ugh.

[anagramofbrat]

Scene: Dining Room, the House. The CAT of Indeterminate Gender is loosing hir goddamn shit leaping about in splay-legged circles, chattering and hunt-yowling.

ME: [approaching] What the hell is your problem?

CAT: MOW. [lifts paws]

GIGANTIC ROACH: o hai can you help a bugger out?

ME: ...holy shit. *

CAT: IKR I IZ MAITY HNTR REWRD ME WITH MEAT

ME: Um, no. Besides, aren't those things a good source of protein?

CAT: [looks at GIGANTIC ROACH dubiously]

GIGANTIC ROACH: FUCK Y'ALL [runs]

CAT: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW** [leaps on GIGANTIC ROACH]

GIGANTIC ROACH: Hoshit.

CAT: OM NOM NOM OH HEY UR RITE DIS PURTY GUD [crunches happily]

ME: ...ew.


Looks like I'll be picking up Raid next time I go shopping.



* The thing was three inches long. I shit you not.
** translates roughly as "oh no you didn't!"