Ow <3

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trying to escape a full nelson via crotch kick (and failing): scraped up left wrist, knee and elbow, damaged window plastic, and a nasty omg OW blood blister/bruise on the left middle toe, ergo probable limp through rest of tomorrow.

Wrestling with your boyfriend cause he's being an asshat: PRICELESS.

*shakes head* They say love hurts, but I gotta tell you, after two+ years of the kind of relationship-related drama that makes semi-compelling Lifetime miniseries, I'd much rather the kind of hurt that comes from two grown ass adults forgetting momentarily that they aren't twelve anymore and that single knees get cranky when all 225 pounds of your own weight and some of the other person's lands on them. :D Seriously, a year and two months in, and I love this man more every day. When I don't want to duct tape him to the ceiling and tickle him until he cries, that is.

NO I DID NOT MEAN THAT IN A KINKY WAY (for once) YOU PERVERSE GUTTERMONKEYS maybe a little.

Happy one of these days I will kill you in your sleep Valentine's Day, cell23.