Not even 9 yet and I already despair of humanity

[anagramofbrat]

Pediatricians call for a choke-proof hot dog

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Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm traumatized!

[cell23.livejournal.com]

My work here is done.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

You'd think that your brother would have completed this process years ago, really. Clearly he's a slacker.

[head58.livejournal.com]

As I explained to Kai on Saturday night, I'm just waiting for you to lower your guard. When you least expect it, I'll be there.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. You say "lying in wait," I say "lazy". :P

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I have this really freaky image of Chris Hansen singing "I'll be there" in falsetto now...