OMG YOU GUISE

[anagramofbrat]

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PUT VANILLA ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE SYRUP, MILK, BAILEYS, HAZELNUT COFFEE AND A BUTT-TON OF OREO COOKIES IN THE BLENDER AND HIT "LIQUIFY."

I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.

WORTH THE OVER 9000 CALORIES AND THE IMMINENT LACTOSE ASPLODE. ALSO TEH DRUNK. THERE WAS A LOT OF BAILEYS IN THAT. I DONT CARE. WORTH IT. IT WAS FUDGING DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWHEECAPSLOCKEELEVENTYONE

HO SHIT DAWG SPEAKING OF LOCKE LOST TONIGHT HAWT ISLAND MAN CANDY NOM NOM NARF

IF YOU SEE A CRAZY RAINBOW HAIRED NEGRESS RUNNING AROUND SUNDERLAND BUCKNEKKID WAVING THE INTERNET OVER MY HEAD LIKE A CONQUERING FLAG* AND SINGING THE SAILOR SONG AT A DISRUPTIVE VOLUME DON'T PANIC IT'S JUST ME BEING AWESOME.

* I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE I WILL FIND A WAY AND MAKE IT HAPPEN WITH MY MIND.


ETA: I ALSO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DANCING AROUND MY ROOM BELTING OUT AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND USING ONE OF MY DICKS AS MY MICROPHONE.

BECAUSE DAMN IT, EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET DRUNK AND SING INTO THEIR DILDOES.

JUST SAYING.

Comments

[kshandra]

Damn, girl, we have GOT to get drunk together. Preferably on that maniacal concoction that just came out of your blender. OM NOM SLURP

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha BRB dying of laughter from this post.

[head58.livejournal.com]

Backing. Away. Slowly.

LOLOL

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

Just the words "one of my dicks" has me in ♥ with you and DONE for the night ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kyri/]

This post is magical.

[avalon616.livejournal.com]

Since when is Tuesday "Get sloppy magical hilariously drunk" day? Is this every Tuesday? Did I miss a memo?

Let me know when you start running around the Village, so I can get my video camera and beads.

[deliriums-dream.livejournal.com]

*Drooooooool* glorious, glorious GLORY!

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

MMmmmm Baileys....

[innostrantsa.livejournal.com]

This is an EXCELLENT POST IN ALL WAYS. 8D 8D 8D

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

You made my day, thank you. =D

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Well done! *polite golf applause*

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha! Me thinks that the singing into one's dildo part needs to get metaquoted. You mind?

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

I am here from metaquotes & a applaud your brilliant post. :D

[killer-penguin.livejournal.com]

here from metaquotes as well and holy shit that sounds like an amazing drink.

Of course just about anything with baileys sounds pretty amazing to me.... man I could go for a drink

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

Here via metaq...you are excellent. :)

[safti]

I'm here via metaquotes, and a. I would like to replicate that drink and may do so over the weekend and b. I LOVE your hair! :D Thanks for sharing.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

This entire post is made of awesome. Wish I could have been there to see this in person... and snag some of that epic Baileys shake!!