anagramofbrat | OMG YOU GUISE

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PUT VANILLA ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE SYRUP, MILK, BAILEYS, HAZELNUT COFFEE AND A BUTT-TON OF OREO COOKIES IN THE BLENDER AND HIT "LIQUIFY."

I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.

WORTH THE OVER 9000 CALORIES AND THE IMMINENT LACTOSE ASPLODE. ALSO TEH DRUNK. THERE WAS A LOT OF BAILEYS IN THAT. I DONT CARE. WORTH IT. IT WAS FUDGING DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWHEECAPSLOCKEELEVENTYONE

HO SHIT DAWG SPEAKING OF LOCKE LOST TONIGHT HAWT ISLAND MAN CANDY NOM NOM NARF

IF YOU SEE A CRAZY RAINBOW HAIRED NEGRESS RUNNING AROUND SUNDERLAND BUCKNEKKID WAVING THE INTERNET OVER MY HEAD LIKE A CONQUERING FLAG* AND SINGING THE SAILOR SONG AT A DISRUPTIVE VOLUME DON'T PANIC IT'S JUST ME BEING AWESOME.

* I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE I WILL FIND A WAY AND MAKE IT HAPPEN WITH MY MIND.

ETA: I ALSO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DANCING AROUND MY ROOM BELTING OUT AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND USING ONE OF MY DICKS AS MY MICROPHONE.

BECAUSE DAMN IT, EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET DRUNK AND SING INTO THEIR DILDOES.

JUST SAYING.