Truly, people will never, ever stop complaining about the man.
Also on reddit: "This is an old book" but also "snapchat was mentioned". Uh....
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As fragile and whimsical as a warm summer breeze and as mighty and proud as a roaring lion, kittens embody spicy cat energy down to the letter. Unbridled by common sense and unburdened by age, kittens are driven mainly by mischief and an endless hankering for a bowl of milk.
Although cats have their many purrsonalities, there are common threads of adorableness that cat lovers admire in any feline, and those traits are meownifested during kittenhood. While their origin stories are often wild, extreme, and unique, kittens ultimately undergo their biggest transformation under the watchful eyes of their adopted humans.
We watch them go from ravenous, blind-eyed babies to rambunctious, rebellious teens, and finally start to overfeed them just in time for their metabolism to slow, resulting in the slightly portly physiques of our more mellow elder cats. A cat may scratch us when they play or accidentally bite our ankles too hard as we round the couch in the middle of the night, but those playful wounds stem from a place of love. Infinite love, really.
Kittens bond with us early on using playful, albeit slightly maniacal, means, and it's from then on that our fates are bound together in the stars. So if you're already dreaming of your afternoon, post-work reunion with your own little fluffball gremlin at home, then the memes in this collection will uplift your spirits just long enough to fuel your cute tanks. For there's nothing that'll replace the love and cuddles of an adorable affectionate kitten, and there's no sound so perfect as a kitten's sweet meow, but sometimes a pure and simple collection of kitten funnies will help take the edge off just a bit.
Unless someone takes a picture and posts it on the internet, of course - and what are the odds of that?
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Hoo! Yeah. Good stuff.
Hey, maybe if we get a mirror!
Oh. Wait...
Don't worry, "Jett" - those poo-bats are so disturbing, no one will care whose cake this used to be.
How to make Al feel special:
AFTERTHOUGHTS:
Technically they're still thoughts, and that's what counts.
And finally, how to totally freak out your boyfriend:
(No, this wasn't intentional. And yes, that's the store "fix.")
I can tell you that Isaiah was probably never happier to see a Cake Wreck in his entire life, though.
Andrea B., Michelle V., LG, Sharon H., & Ashley, you've gotta admit: that would be a great way to break the news. Much better than, say, putting the used pregnancy test stick on the cake.
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P.S. My "related searches" kind of got away from me today, but I think you'll approve:
"Hiss" Punny Cats Parody T-Shirt
Lots more colors and shirt styles available at the link.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
It is not the most common of occurrences, but depending upon what a kitten's life has looked like they can be some of the spiciest felines on the planet. Full of boundless energy with tiny claws and teeth that easily pierce the skin they can wreak havoc on a hooman with quite the unexpected amount of force. Which can present quite the unprecedented challenge for a family trying to integrate such a kitten into their lives. Which is what happened to the cat loving family who rescued this piquant cat child from their backyard.
Luckily, with a lot of love and gloves they were able to calm the kitty down and turn her into the cutest and cuddliest catto they had ever met. And they all lived happily ever after. An ending which is far more favorable than what many pawrents have to put up with for the rest of their catto's life.
Going out of town, for work or for pleasure, is always more complicated when you have pets. If you don't have family in the area, you're forced to rely on friends or a professional pet sitter. And even if you do have a friend, you can't always be sure that they're going to follow your instructions to the T. In today's story, a cat pawrent of three fluffy felines had to take a last minute work trip for a week, and was able to get a friend to watch their cats. They left them with instructions, and plenty of food to keep them well-fed. But when they got home, they found the food bag still full…. and the 30 lb. treat bag empty! The friend accidentally fed their cats treats the whole week instead of food!
Their cats are okay, just grumpy that they have to go back to eating their boring, normal dry food now that "mom" is back.
"Buying a house and getting a free gargoyle? In this economy? Huge win."
Somewhere, deep in the woods of Holland, in cabins patrolled by volunteers, there’s a very, very kinky gathering. Meet Tom, who indulged his new pal’s girlfriend and helped to abduct her, throw her in a van and speed her off to an adventure in consensual non-consent. This is varsity level stuff and not for the … Read More »
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Hearing the meows from your favorite feline friend is like music to your ears and warms your heart. Unless you don't know where they are or what they are doing…. Because then it is very likely that they are up to something no good. But also likely still adorable and hilarious! There is a reason cats make the best memes.