OMG YOU GUISE

[anagramofbrat]

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PUT VANILLA ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE SYRUP, MILK, BAILEYS, HAZELNUT COFFEE AND A BUTT-TON OF OREO COOKIES IN THE BLENDER AND HIT "LIQUIFY."

I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING.

WORTH THE OVER 9000 CALORIES AND THE IMMINENT LACTOSE ASPLODE. ALSO TEH DRUNK. THERE WAS A LOT OF BAILEYS IN THAT. I DONT CARE. WORTH IT. IT WAS FUDGING DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWHEECAPSLOCKEELEVENTYONE

HO SHIT DAWG SPEAKING OF LOCKE LOST TONIGHT HAWT ISLAND MAN CANDY NOM NOM NARF

IF YOU SEE A CRAZY RAINBOW HAIRED NEGRESS RUNNING AROUND SUNDERLAND BUCKNEKKID WAVING THE INTERNET OVER MY HEAD LIKE A CONQUERING FLAG* AND SINGING THE SAILOR SONG AT A DISRUPTIVE VOLUME DON'T PANIC IT'S JUST ME BEING AWESOME.

* I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS NOT TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE I WILL FIND A WAY AND MAKE IT HAPPEN WITH MY MIND.


ETA: I ALSO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN DANCING AROUND MY ROOM BELTING OUT AVENGED SEVENFOLD AND USING ONE OF MY DICKS AS MY MICROPHONE.

BECAUSE DAMN IT, EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET DRUNK AND SING INTO THEIR DILDOES.

JUST SAYING.

Comments

[kshandra]

Damn, girl, we have GOT to get drunk together. Preferably on that maniacal concoction that just came out of your blender. OM NOM SLURP

[kshandra]

I also think you need to post this to Shamoon.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha BRB dying of laughter from this post.

[head58.livejournal.com]

Backing. Away. Slowly.

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Is this more or less entertaining than when I am drunk?

[cell23.livejournal.com]

Yyyyeah same...

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

wussies.

LOLOL

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

Just the words "one of my dicks" has me in ♥ with you and DONE for the night ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_kyri/]

This post is magical.

[avalon616.livejournal.com]

Since when is Tuesday "Get sloppy magical hilariously drunk" day? Is this every Tuesday? Did I miss a memo?

Let me know when you start running around the Village, so I can get my video camera and beads.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I wasn't sloppy, I was still spelling everything correctly.

...i could, theoretically fix this.

[zadnyl.livejournal.com]

I got drunk once because it was Tuesday. I did like seven chocolate cake shots and shouted at anyone who questioned me that I was drinking "cause it's Tuesday." It is now my default get drunk for no reason day. I'm glad you enjoyed it too.

[westrider.livejournal.com]

For some reason, that's become my default reason to get drunk, too. Whenever people are talking about getting drunk for whatever other reason, I always respond with "Reason? Why do you need more of a reason to get drunk than "It's Tuesday!"?"

OK, the nested quotes got a little weird there, but you get the point.

[baratron.livejournal.com]

I dunno about that. I think there's a missing verb in "I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING." Which just makes it funnier.

Here from metaquotes. Normally all caps-lock posts are annoying, but this? Was awesome :)

Also, I had no idea there were places called Sunderland outside North England. Weird.

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

I dunno about that. I think there's a missing verb in "I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING." Which just makes it funnier.

I accidentally the whole thing is actually an internet meme and I did that on purpose.

[bravest-unsaid.livejournal.com]

N00b. (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-accidentally) :P

(I messed up the HTML in this and had to repost. Irony!)

[deliriums-dream.livejournal.com]

*Drooooooool* glorious, glorious GLORY!

[horizonchaser.livejournal.com]

MMmmmm Baileys....

[innostrantsa.livejournal.com]

This is an EXCELLENT POST IN ALL WAYS. 8D 8D 8D

[htl-1126.livejournal.com]

You made my day, thank you. =D

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

Well done! *polite golf applause*

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha! Me thinks that the singing into one's dildo part needs to get metaquoted. You mind?

[bottledgoose.livejournal.com]

nah, kshandra already threatened to. I'd say go for it if she hasn't.

[kshandra]

I remain interwebless at home, so I didn't see the okay until this morning. nekosensei is free to do so.

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

Done!

[vesta-aurelia.livejournal.com]

here from metaquotes.

ICONLUV!!
can I steal?

[kshandra]

There's also a variant without the permanent-account slides here, as well as the individual frames available as still icons.

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

I am here from metaquotes & a applaud your brilliant post. :D

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

I am mesmerized by your icon. Mesmerized, I tell you!

[killer-penguin.livejournal.com]

here from metaquotes as well and holy shit that sounds like an amazing drink.

Of course just about anything with baileys sounds pretty amazing to me.... man I could go for a drink

[psylent1.livejournal.com]

Here via metaq...you are excellent. :)

[safti]

I'm here via metaquotes, and a. I would like to replicate that drink and may do so over the weekend and b. I LOVE your hair! :D Thanks for sharing.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

This entire post is made of awesome. Wish I could have been there to see this in person... and snag some of that epic Baileys shake!!