anagramofbrat: (whip my hair)
anagramofbrat ([personal profile] anagramofbrat) wrote2010-12-28 10:19 am

you mess with the fro, you got to go

A public service announcement to everyone dating Black women:

Never ever ever EVER get our hair wet without permission. Not even in the shower. Trust me, we have gotten the art of showering without dampening the hair down to a SCIENCE. So just because I'm standing in the shower covered in soap? THE HAIR BE DRY. UNTIL YOUR ASS DECIDED TO DROP COLD WATER ON MY HEAD THAT IS.

Consequences include dick punching, all of today's chores and other acts of violence.

Excuse me, I have to dig [livejournal.com profile] cell23's shovel out of his car so I can bury his dumb corpse.

[identity profile] dionethoughts.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh goddess, how bruised is his scrotum? Whatta dingus.

[identity profile] bottledgoose.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah... but he's MY dingus. ;D