If I must suffer so must you all

[anagramofbrat]

There is nothing shocking or offensive or horrible about this video like my usual "if I must suffer" or "no comment" youtube posts. My problem is that it's so... fucking... stupid. Like seriously, they need to fire the lyricist. Whoever they are has no sense of rhythm, meter or meaningful content and then they made this poor girl sing it into a vocoder. WHAT THE FUCK BRAINSPLODE.

Which sucks cause the song itself is fucking catchy and is now firmly stuck in my head. GRRR ARGH. I kinda just want the backing instrumental so I can superimpose a whole other vocal track on top of it. Or better yet gangsta rap a la Girl Talk. But as is? AAAAAAAAAGH DELIVER ME FROM AUTOTUNED TEENAGE HELL.

Aside from contending with this aural dreck, I'm splitting my time between Buffy, work, fighting with Bryce 5 and some tomb terrain and hunting for new eggs on Dragcave. How's your day been so far?

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

If you haven't seen this, it'll give some background for that video that just makes the whole thing even sadder.

[cell23.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that this is just a giant troll.

[bellarisa.livejournal.com]

"There is nothing shocking or offensive or horrible about this video"

I disagree. Her voice makes me want to end my life. Nothing is good while that nasal child is whining like a 1977 can opener.

[mahasin.livejournal.com]

*dead*

[head58.livejournal.com]

[retsuko.livejournal.com]

I almost feel sorry for her. She looks ever so slightly embarrassed with the whole affair, like there's a stage parent off to the side, mimicking the poses and expressions she's supposed to have.

But, yeah, almost. I'd hope someone of that age would have the taste to say, "Wow, this song is really stupid and maybe I don't want to waste my time with it." :p

[twirlgrrl.livejournal.com]

No. No thank you. I saw this yesterday and I'm still shaking my head.

She's CHARTING. She's on the BILLBOARD.