The internet continues to harm me

[anagramofbrat]

While braiding Aradia's hair last night, I was treated to this brain bleach inducing horror. It is not safe for work, let alone existence. (And no, I do not mean the doll parts centipede, though that's horrific enough and will give me nightmares. Scroll down.)

just... just... WHAT THE BLESSED BLUE BARNICLED FUCK POSSESSED SOMEONE TO MAKE THAT EXIST OH GOD.

Of course, this must be shared or else I will die in seven days. And because I know how y'all are, here's the link to buy some. They come in Goth, Smurfette and Vampire, if that's any incentive. I expect Na'vi at some point.

Comments

[cell23.livejournal.com]

the centipede is really only just as bad as a spine chain. which is done with zombies instead of dolls.

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

What is this I don't even

[nounsandverbs]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY EYES MY EYES IT BURNS DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP

[maps-or-guitars.livejournal.com]

The Internet is Pandora's box. And things like THAT are Pandora's teeming genital lice.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

My god, I will never look at tribbles the same way again.

Also, I laughed my ass off at the "You Might Also Like" section at the bottom. PENISTRON!

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

They'd be cute if only someone hadn't named them VAGINA MOLES OMGWTF?!!