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...there really are not enough ellipses for this.
Presented mostly without comment
Apr. 7th, 2011 01:57 pmSafe for work (and the sound ain't necessary), but probably not safe for the cohesion of your brain.
Tags:
- brain? there's an app for that,
- como se wtf,
- dude wtf is wrong with...,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- lol internet,
- mine is an evil laugh,
- my friends need to be punished,
- no comment,
- no seriously wtf,
- other people's aaaht,
- people on the internet are silly,
- the future... is down,
- we need a montage,
- wtf,
- youtube
Presented mostly without comment
Apr. 7th, 2011 01:57 pmSafe for work (and the sound ain't necessary), but probably not safe for the cohesion of your brain.
Tags:
- brain? there's an app for that,
- como se wtf,
- dude wtf is wrong with...,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- lol internet,
- mine is an evil laugh,
- my friends need to be punished,
- no comment,
- no seriously wtf,
- other people's aaaht,
- people on the internet are silly,
- the future... is down,
- we need a montage,
- wtf,
- youtube
Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:
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bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
cell23: that's... how?
bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
bottledgoose: yeah you do
bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
cell23: ah
cell23: also called "just another spoon"
bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic
And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:
To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvascell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?cell23: that's... how?bottledgoose: FESTOONED.cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowersbottledgoose: yeah you dobottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.cell23: ahcell23: also called "just another spoon"bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginarifficAnd to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:
To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:
bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
cell23: that's... how?
bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
bottledgoose: yeah you do
bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
cell23: ah
cell23: also called "just another spoon"
bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic
And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:
To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvascell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?cell23: that's... how?bottledgoose: FESTOONED.cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowersbottledgoose: yeah you dobottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.cell23: ahcell23: also called "just another spoon"bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginarifficAnd to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:
To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
Presented without comment (except tags)
Jan. 16th, 2011 07:37 pmTags:
- brain bleach needed plz,
- cats,
- damn kids get off my lawn,
- dude wtf is wrong with the internet,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- mine is an evil laugh,
- music,
- my friends need to be punished,
- nerdatron for ninjas,
- never gonna give you up,
- no comment,
- no seriously wtf,
- nuclear war at the gay bar,
- oh snap,
- people on the internet are silly,
- the spice exists on only one planet,
- there is no spoon,
- why do i put up with that man again?,
- wtf,
- wtf i can't even tag this one,
- youtube
Presented without comment (except tags)
Jan. 16th, 2011 07:37 pmTags:
- brain bleach needed plz,
- cats,
- damn kids get off my lawn,
- dude wtf is wrong with the internet,
- if i must suffer so must you all,
- mine is an evil laugh,
- music,
- my friends need to be punished,
- nerdatron for ninjas,
- never gonna give you up,
- no comment,
- no seriously wtf,
- nuclear war at the gay bar,
- oh snap,
- people on the internet are silly,
- the spice exists on only one planet,
- there is no spoon,
- why do i put up with that man again?,
- wtf,
- wtf i can't even tag this one,
- youtube
Presented Mostly Without Comment
Dec. 17th, 2010 07:01 pmWEEELLLP that ain't getting unstuck from my head anytime soon. Especially since
cell23 is now singing it in the other room.Presented Mostly Without Comment
Dec. 17th, 2010 07:01 pmWEEELLLP that ain't getting unstuck from my head anytime soon. Especially since
cell23 is now singing it in the other room.things what cannot be unseen
Nov. 29th, 2010 08:36 pmGuys, The Guild is TERRIBLE. I just tried to watch it on Netflix with cell23, and man I've never cringed so much in 45 minutes before now and I think I need a double shot of vodka to deal with that mess. Seriously, any liking/respect for Felicia Day I had going from Dr. Horrible has been thoroughly canceled out in the space of an hour. "Date my avatar" was cute, but everything else out of this project makes me twitch on some visceral "what is wrong with you people" level.
Yeah, I'm done.
cell23, and man I've never cringed so much in 45 minutes before now and I think I need a double shot of vodka to deal with that mess. Seriously, any liking/respect for Felicia Day I had going from Dr. Horrible has been thoroughly canceled out in the space of an hour. "Date my avatar" was cute, but everything else out of this project makes me twitch on some visceral "what is wrong with you people" level. Yeah, I'm done.
Tags:
things what cannot be unseen
Nov. 29th, 2010 08:36 pmGuys, The Guild is TERRIBLE. I just tried to watch it on Netflix with cell23, and man I've never cringed so much in 45 minutes before now and I think I need a double shot of vodka to deal with that mess. Seriously, any liking/respect for Felicia Day I had going from Dr. Horrible has been thoroughly canceled out in the space of an hour. "Date my avatar" was cute, but everything else out of this project makes me twitch on some visceral "what is wrong with you people" level.
Yeah, I'm done.
cell23, and man I've never cringed so much in 45 minutes before now and I think I need a double shot of vodka to deal with that mess. Seriously, any liking/respect for Felicia Day I had going from Dr. Horrible has been thoroughly canceled out in the space of an hour. "Date my avatar" was cute, but everything else out of this project makes me twitch on some visceral "what is wrong with you people" level. Yeah, I'm done.
Tags:
IT'S LOOKING AT ME
Oct. 25th, 2010 03:28 pmYou know, I know potatoes are supposed to have eyes, but this is downright creepy.
Well, that about blows my rule about never eating anything that's staring at me from the plate out of the water.
Well, that about blows my rule about never eating anything that's staring at me from the plate out of the water.
IT'S LOOKING AT ME
Oct. 25th, 2010 03:28 pmYou know, I know potatoes are supposed to have eyes, but this is downright creepy.
Well, that about blows my rule about never eating anything that's staring at me from the plate out of the water.
Well, that about blows my rule about never eating anything that's staring at me from the plate out of the water.
Fart resistant blanket.
Fart. Resistant. Blanket.
FART BLANKET.
FAAAAAAAAAAAART BLANKET.
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What the bloody blue fuck, y'all.
Fart resistant blanket.
Fart. Resistant. Blanket.
FART BLANKET.
FAAAAAAAAAAAART BLANKET.
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......
What the bloody blue fuck, y'all.
