In which Andee abdicates adulthood more than usual

[anagramofbrat]

Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:

bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
cell23: that's... how?
bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
bottledgoose: yeah you do
bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
cell23: ah
cell23: also called "just another spoon"
bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic

And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:





To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"

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[firinel.livejournal.com]

We always called those iced tea spoons, but I've no idea what they're "officially" called. And whatever pattern that is, that's the exact same one that my step-father had.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

Fabiola by Present, Stainless apparently.

'Course all that name makes me think of is "Brut by Faberge." But then again I have hilarious... associations with that cologne. And no it's not what you think. And somewhere extrajoker is reading this and snorting knowingly.

[extrajoker.livejournal.com]

I only just discovered this post, and this comment, now.

As for the spoon...I don't think "vulva" when I look at it...at least not in these pictures, anyway. I mean, it's not like the Flaming Vagina of Sauron or anything...

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

tee hee.

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

Speaking of elves murdering people with candy cane shivs, you need to read Sausagey Santa. It's exactly what it looks like.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

*reads book description and literally makes a D: face*

no, um, that's okay, really.

Though the chick on the cover looks a bit like she's got a Very Special Christmas Present (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg) for somebody...

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

It has one of the greatest opening lines in literature, though: "I never should have married a woman named Decapitron."

And now I'm going to have Dick in a Box stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

...all right, you have me there, that is a pretty good opener.

And hey, better DIAB than Friday, which is currently causing my slow death by earworm.

[harinezumi.livejournal.com]

Been resisting my morbid curiosity on that one so far.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

Learning that just makes me want to develop and market a line of lubes/douches called Yonic Tonic.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

only if I get a cut for having the idea - I'm actually too lazy to actually develop a whole product line based on a cute rhyme. But I have no objection for someone paying me for flash in the pan brilliance.

[anagramofbrat.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[extrajoker.livejournal.com]

This makes me think of Manic Panic...which now makes me think of hoochie-hair dyes...