anagramofbrat: (sexytime!)
Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:

[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: that's... how?
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: yeah you do
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: ah
[livejournal.com profile] cell23: also called "just another spoon"
[livejournal.com profile] bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic

And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:





To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
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Date: 2011-03-19 02:29 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] anagramofbrat.livejournal.com
Learning that just makes me want to develop and market a line of lubes/douches called Yonic Tonic.
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Date: 2011-03-19 02:50 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] anagramofbrat.livejournal.com
only if I get a cut for having the idea - I'm actually too lazy to actually develop a whole product line based on a cute rhyme. But I have no objection for someone paying me for flash in the pan brilliance.
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Date: 2011-03-19 02:59 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] anagramofbrat.livejournal.com
Indeed.

Date: 2011-07-14 03:28 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] extrajoker.livejournal.com
This makes me think of Manic Panic...which now makes me think of hoochie-hair dyes...

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