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Because some days I freely admit that most of my brain never matured past the sixth grade:
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bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvas
cell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?
cell23: that's... how?
bottledgoose: FESTOONED.
cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.
bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowers
bottledgoose: yeah you do
bottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.
cell23: ah
cell23: also called "just another spoon"
bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginariffic
And to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:
To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
bottledgoose: as an aside, your ice cream spoon is positively festooned in vulvascell23: it's not like i'm making a mask out of... what?cell23: that's... how?bottledgoose: FESTOONED.cell23: i don't have an ice cream spoon.bottledgoose: in some seriously vaginal flowersbottledgoose: yeah you dobottledgoose: its the spoon with the really long handle. For ice cream floats.cell23: ahcell23: also called "just another spoon"bottledgoose: so much for being specific in regards to which spoon is vaginarifficAnd to think, that snippet came AFTER the more disturbing part of the conversation involving elves murdering people with candy cane shivs. But seriously, I'm not making this up:
To be fair, The House has an equally "floral" shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom that makes me *snrrrk* all the damn time. I mean, I get the whole flowers=vaginas imagery but sometimes I want to walk up to people that design this stuff and be all like "HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT???"
