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• Пт, 01:12: sure, right when I'm all set to order new glasses (which are rather desperately needed) my prescription goes missing. >_< #fffffuuuuuccccc
• Пт, 02:13: I'm pretty sure going to bed with "rock you like a hurricane" stuck in my head is going to lead to subconcious wtfery tonight. :P
• Пт, 02:14: Oh well. Can't be helped. Gnight twitter.
• Пт, 10:18: I am amused by Starbucks' fancy glorified and overpriced egg mcmuffins. #gottausethisgiftcardsomehow
• Пт, 12:11: oh sure, it REALLY starts pouring right about lunchtime... XP
• Пт, 17:39: hey squirekids, could someone direct message or text me @CaptainAssholay's digits, thx?
• Пт, 19:25: @CaptainAssholay Vag leader ready for pickup. Over.
• Пт, 19:26: I'm sure there are better reasons than burlesque to wear a top hat and a tie. TOO BAD DOING IT ANYWAY.
• Пт, 20:29: At burlesque with awesome people. 30 min until TITTAYZ.
• Пт, 22:16: Also i had the WEIRDEST boner watching it.
• Пт, 22:21: Context for that last tweet: the man who runs the burlesque show did a routine to "Tiny Bubbles" dressed as Pinhead from Hellraiser.
• Пт, 22:22: It was terrifying, sexy and hilarious all at once. Hence weirdest boner ever.