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10 O HAI ABANDONMENT TRIGGER SUP
20 PRINT "Man, everyone keeps leaving my ass. I must be a horrible person."
30 PRINT "I am a horrible person! Look, see? See? Go ahead walk away from me too, you know you want to. Here, u kan has reasons!"
40 LIST $REASONS
50 HATE WORLD + DRINK + PLAY MARILYN MANSON + NUKE THINGS IN WOW + SULK LIKE TEEN GIRL W/O PROM DATE
60 PRINT "No wait, what the fuck, I'm not a horrible person. Fuck that noise."
70 SOBER UP + PLAY ENYA + GO OUTSIDE + FIND BUNNY + HUG BUNNY
80 IF HUG BUNNY GOTO 90 ELSE GOTO 130
90 BUNNY = DEAD OF SUFFOCATION
100 IF SORRY FOR KILLING BUNNY GOTO 100 ELSE GOTO 120
100 PRINT "OH FUCK BUNNY LEFT ME TOO I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON"
110 GOTO 30
120 DELICIOUS RABBIT STEW
130 GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITY WAGON
140 END
20 PRINT "Man, everyone keeps leaving my ass. I must be a horrible person."
30 PRINT "I am a horrible person! Look, see? See? Go ahead walk away from me too, you know you want to. Here, u kan has reasons!"
40 LIST $REASONS
50 HATE WORLD + DRINK + PLAY MARILYN MANSON + NUKE THINGS IN WOW + SULK LIKE TEEN GIRL W/O PROM DATE
60 PRINT "No wait, what the fuck, I'm not a horrible person. Fuck that noise."
70 SOBER UP + PLAY ENYA + GO OUTSIDE + FIND BUNNY + HUG BUNNY
80 IF HUG BUNNY GOTO 90 ELSE GOTO 130
90 BUNNY = DEAD OF SUFFOCATION
100 IF SORRY FOR KILLING BUNNY GOTO 100 ELSE GOTO 120
100 PRINT "OH FUCK BUNNY LEFT ME TOO I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON"
110 GOTO 30
120 DELICIOUS RABBIT STEW
130 GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PITY WAGON
140 END
