My tweets

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• Sun, 19:37: You guys, this cheddar biscuit recipe. #omnomnom
• Sun, 19:39: RT @joelmchale: The movie "Act of Valor" stars actual Navy Seals. That's great but I think it would be more interesting to watch Navy Se ...
• Sun, 19:58: OMGWTF those damn Ep 1 Lipton Brisk commercials. Why does my nerf gun only have six rounds? Why were there only 3 darts in it???
• Sun, 20:30: So. SuperBowl next week @ 21. Bring shareable food and if not game spirit, a willingness to make fun of bad ads and men playing grabass.
• Sun, 21:00: Change of venue guys - looks like @maditorysocial/@renegadethumper have SuperBowl this year.
• Mon, 08:27: cold has progressed from runny nose to choking cough. yaaaaaaaaay.
• Mon, 10:28: First world problems: being annoyed that Dunkin Donuts won't let me consolidate my 3 gift cards online. Grr.
• Mon, 11:22: RT @MatthewWRossi: Come to think of it, acting like "It's just a joke why are you upset" makes no sense because we often use jokes to ma ...
• Mon, 12:04: OMG a prof just walked into the store with a cockapoo puppy. DEAD FROM ADORABLE.
• Mon, 12:46: A gaggle of first years just left the store that reminded me VIOLENTLY of the Lamont House/MSFC gang. #fb
• Mon, 13:17: Listening to Meat Loaf makes me want to jump on a motorcycle and destroy my enemies with the power of AWESOME and ROCK & ROLL. #wastedyouth
• Mon, 13:18: Similarly: AC/DC. #THUNDERdananananananana
• Mon, 13:28: Yes, computer store, I am playing a techno remix of The Chicken Dance. Deal with it.
• Mon, 13:44: I'm a little intimidated/turned on by Calphalon's "Katana" knife blocks. #wantone
• Mon, 14:23: Ugh, so over this cold. At least my mood seems to have lifted, so that's something.
• Mon, 14:42: Countin' flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all... playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty one...
• Mon, 14:43: Smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangeroo, now don't tell me I've nothin' to do...
• Mon, 15:01: "coitarche" may be my new favorite word.
• Mon, 15:11: all right #blacktwitter, tell me about BeeMine hair products? Good? Bad? Run screaming? Buy all the curly butter?
• Mon, 15:44: And now for something completely different: Batman fighting in stilettos. http://t.co/xuUcvXx4