My tweets

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• Tue, 07:08: That kind of amazing moment when a kid volunteers for and does a household chore without peompting or asking.
• Tue, 08:01: Rescued from the bus this morning by @Avalon616's new squeeze. I think as far as I'm concerned, he may live.
• Tue, 08:02: 'Course now I'm at work wicked early, but I'm REALLY okay with that.
• Tue, 08:04: OH HAY. Happy Mardi Gras, y'all!
• Tue, 08:45: Can I be amused that there's an MMO out there that's entirely centered on having horses? Paging Marguerite Henry fans...
• Tue, 08:47: (for the record, I never got the horsie obsession thing as a kid. I'm still somewhat terrified of them.)
• Tue, 09:03: ♫ I like the way you work it NO DIGGITY I got to bag it up...
• Tue, 09:07: Note to self - start bringing nail files to work. My nails are driving me batshit and if I don't have a file handy I'll just chew them off.
• Tue, 10:02: RT @BronxZooHBadger: Originally, people threw beads at beehives to ward off evil honey badger spirits. Laissez les nasty honey badgers r ...
• Tue, 10:37: Microsoft Office for iPad, you say? http://t.co/dVCCapJn #thiswillmakemyjobhell
• Tue, 10:43: is knowing how to change/adjust/remove articles of clothing from beneath other clothing a girl-specific thing?
• Tue, 10:48: OMG. The station I'm streaming is actually PLAYING "Party All the Time." O_o Kinda glad Eddie Murphy's pop career never took off.
• Tue, 10:50: Note to self - groom's cake. As in MY GROOM WILL EAT ALL OF THIS. http://t.co/l3ejXowb
• Tue, 11:38: D: This sums up why I'm 100% against getting tattoos in honor of other people unless they're your kids and/or dead. http://t.co/xhcBux8M
• Tue, 13:59: Hold all the fucks up: people are actually ragging on bey and jay-z for going out sans baby? A) Why is that bad?? B) why do y'all care???
• Tue, 14:01: Okay, ngl, i would have worn this. RT @thinkgeek This engagement ring is a robot in disguise: http://t.co/OAawxV0O
• Tue, 14:02: RT @Karnythia: If y'all think Mama Knowles didn't boot Beyonce & Jay out the door on some "Grandma time, get out!" you haven't been payi ...
• Tue, 14:11: @Karnythia oh, lol, nvm just read what the self-preserve tweet was all about. Yeah hell to the naws, run all the fucks away. #notdownstairs
• Tue, 14:57: Dear iPod, why are you playing the theme to Macgyver? #randomplaylistisrandom
• Tue, 15:11: RT @deluxvivens: ima need people to stop saying they have been lynched if they are still alive and well. this means you, dominique strau ...

• Tue, 15:29: RT @joelmchale: The real March Maddness. RT @danharmon: What you call 8:00, we call home. #Community returns to Thursday nights on March ...
• Tue, 15:29: w/r/t previous tweet EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
• Tue, 15:48: oh crud. One of the guys in user support has admin access to all of the store computers and has been trolling me via iTunes. MDK. >_<
• Tue, 15:52: There are now notes on the big iMac declaring itself haunted by the System Ghost. Someone call 4ITS and give him something to do please.
• Tue, 16:29: Man, I wish @cell23 could pick me up directly from work every day. Home by 4:30? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
• Tue, 20:26: "where is Santorum currently campaigning?" "a land of anal burning." #betterwithoutcontext
• Tue, 20:55: "Splintery is a texture..." "Not a nice one!" #betterwithoutcontext #possiblybetterwithcondoms
• Tue, 21:09: "So can i take vampire herpes as a flaw?" #betterwithoutcontext
• Tue, 21:11: Furby Herpes #betterwithoutcontext
• Tue, 21:25: We are now seriously discussing how to harness/weaponize flatulence. I think we figured out something involving corks tubes and balloons.