Surprise!

So I'm laying here in the process of waking up, which occasionally involves a hand wandering beneath my pj bottoms to scratch bits that don't see sunshine much, if you catch my drift. (yeah yeah shut up you do it too. :P)

...pro-tip: it is never advisable to have a hand moving beneath fabric for any reason if there is a cat in the house. Even if you're damn sure it's in another bit of the house entirely, this does not mean it will not pop forth from a transdimensional portal in order to hunt the unseen creature tunneling beneath said fabric.

Pro-tip2: having ten or so pounds of muscle, fuzz, and claws unexpectedly land on your crotch with enough force to create craters in less resilient materials is not a fun sensation. Especially not when your last thought before this happened was something along the lines of "man I really need to get up and pee." Ow.

I will have to post yesterday's adventure in the city with Tash&Winnie soon as it was a journey with noting, but it will have to wait for when I can type it on a real keyboard. I'll leave it as we walked so damn much and my calves feel quite a but like someone repeatedly hit me with a bat until the muscle beneath turned to jello and pain. Driving home tonight after the ballet is not going to be fun.

Surprise!

So I'm laying here in the process of waking up, which occasionally involves a hand wandering beneath my pj bottoms to scratch bits that don't see sunshine much, if you catch my drift. (yeah yeah shut up you do it too. :P)

...pro-tip: it is never advisable to have a hand moving beneath fabric for any reason if there is a cat in the house. Even if you're damn sure it's in another bit of the house entirely, this does not mean it will not pop forth from a transdimensional portal in order to hunt the unseen creature tunneling beneath said fabric.

Pro-tip2: having ten or so pounds of muscle, fuzz, and claws unexpectedly land on your crotch with enough force to create craters in less resilient materials is not a fun sensation. Especially not when your last thought before this happened was something along the lines of "man I really need to get up and pee." Ow.

I will have to post yesterday's adventure in the city with Tash&Winnie soon as it was a journey with noting, but it will have to wait for when I can type it on a real keyboard. I'll leave it as we walked so damn much and my calves feel quite a but like someone repeatedly hit me with a bat until the muscle beneath turned to jello and pain. Driving home tonight after the ballet is not going to be fun.

Meanwhile in miniblog news

• 23:52 There is something about new york that just gets into my blood and makes me want to do shit.
• 23:53 Like i should be dog tired but instead im all wired. I need to get down here more.
• 08:49 Cat, you are not funny. Grrr.
• 12:18 Dressed to impress and off to the ballet. Sorry no pics this time, my adoring fans. :)
• 12:44 Every so often it hits how awesome it is that i can send a message into thin air and 5 seconds later people across the world can read it.
• 12:46 Like seriously this whole living in the future thing kicks ass. Even if we still dont have flying cars.
• 15:10 Intermission! Its gorgeous so far. <3 and the Met is just ar amazing as i remember.
• 17:10 Oh that was gorgeous...
• 17:13 In other news omg privileged white people! That no flash photography rule applies to you too you know! Ru
  de...
• 18:43 Have just been treated to a melt in your mouth tender ribeye. There are few things that make me happier than rare steak. :)
• 20:29 Lawd, my sisters... XD
• 22:20 Lol I forgot that when you say you gotta get on the road the brownes'll keep you busy until past go time and crab at you to leave in the am
• 22:22 Yeah... Not so much. There's a party I got to get to and someones Very Important Thomas the Tank engine stuff to buy in the morning.
• 22:22 Lying down for a bit then getting on the road.

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Meanwhile in miniblog news

• 23:52 There is something about new york that just gets into my blood and makes me want to do shit.
• 23:53 Like i should be dog tired but instead im all wired. I need to get down here more.
• 08:49 Cat, you are not funny. Grrr.
• 12:18 Dressed to impress and off to the ballet. Sorry no pics this time, my adoring fans. :)
• 12:44 Every so often it hits how awesome it is that i can send a message into thin air and 5 seconds later people across the world can read it.
• 12:46 Like seriously this whole living in the future thing kicks ass. Even if we still dont have flying cars.
• 15:10 Intermission! Its gorgeous so far. <3 and the Met is just ar amazing as i remember.
• 17:10 Oh that was gorgeous...
• 17:13 In other news omg privileged white people! That no flash photography rule applies to you too you know! Ru
  de...
• 18:43 Have just been treated to a melt in your mouth tender ribeye. There are few things that make me happier than rare steak. :)
• 20:29 Lawd, my sisters... XD
• 22:20 Lol I forgot that when you say you gotta get on the road the brownes'll keep you busy until past go time and crab at you to leave in the am
• 22:22 Yeah... Not so much. There's a party I got to get to and someones Very Important Thomas the Tank engine stuff to buy in the morning.
• 22:22 Lying down for a bit then getting on the road.

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