I lost my virginity sixteen years ago today. *
That wouldn't exactly be a thing except it occurred to me this morning that it was roughly half my lifetime ago.
Wonder where I'll be on this date sixteen years from now? (I'll be 48.) From then ("Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty-four"), when this year will be the halfway marker? **
Weird what triggers the existential moments, eh?
In other news, pushing my holiday travel back a day so I can have another little while to get shit done and get my brain unscrambled enough to deal with hot and cold running Brownes for three days.

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Kidzilla got a few more eggs. Also the stubborn tooth of doom finally popped out last night. :)
* okay to be fair it was less a loss and more me being all "HERE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE IT" and my best friend being all "I don't really wanna but HORMONES okay." *shakes head* You couldn't pay me enough to be a teenager again.
** Barring cancer, intestinal splode, blood clots, runaway buses, poorly maintained roller coasters and murder, of course.