*giggle*

Context: I mentioned a few weeks back that the kids inherited their mothers/aunt's/uncle's little tykes play kitchen... Ostensibly it was given to Kidzilla, but the main game that seems to be played with it is Lil'Beast taking it into his head that he needs to bake everyone invisible cake.

I'm not kidding about everyone.

LILBEAST: [looking around with a red plastic pot in his hands]

ME: What's up?

LILBEAST: I'm looking for Lily.

ME: Why? [sees the pot] Ohhhh, do you have a cake for her?

LILBEAST: Yeah, but I can't get her to eat it and she ordered it special?

ME: Maybe she's shy and she will if you leave it down for her?

LILBEAST: [thinks about this] That's not very polite.


He's since left the room and is calling the cat to come eat her cake before it gets cold. Man, four, I don't even know.

Мои твиты

• Пт, 22:04: Back. Saw some spectacular lightning coming over the mountain. Not so thrilled with the torrential downpour.
• Пт, 22:05: Now waiting for my guts to calm down before i find myself some dinner.
• Сб, 11:37: Policy for the weekend: Ignoring everything except bodily fluids. #tantrumbear
• Сб, 15:44: Oof. All you can eat buffet is fantastic unless you have a digestive disorder. #deathbysakura
• Сб, 15:45: That said, kinda impressed by what the kids were willing to try while there. #usuallysuperpicky