Oh, Jill Sobule, how could i have quit you?

If I had a jetpack the first thing that I would do
Is fly above the gridlock and come to you
I'd peek into the windows on 5th Avenue.
To see how the other side lives
And if I had a jetpack I would strap it on
I'd get out of this one room and I'd be gone
To where there are real houses and big front yards

If I had a jetpack
I'd take you up with me
At least we'd both be free, past the Statue of Liberty
In my jetpack

If I had a jetpack, I'd fly over the bridge
I'd wave to all my friends who thought I'd never rise again
I'd fly over the stadium to watch my team win, watch my team win
And if I had a jetpack, I'd bust into your door
Take you by the hand to the Jersey shore
And underneath the moonlight, you'd want me even more
Cause, I'd have a jetpack
I'd take you up so high
If I dropped you, you would die
But I want you by my side, in my jetpack

I don't have a jetpack. I don't even have a car
I just have this token and a head full of stars
I wish you didn't live uptown so far
Cause I don't have a..........jetpack

There's something about Jill Sobule that just makes me smile, no matter what kind of mood I'm in. I think it's the combination of NYC shoutouts and whimsy.

Bleh.

Torrential downpour outside.

Having a fierce feenin' on for McNuggets. Forgot to pack lunch this morning in the overslept shuffle. If I had driven in this morning both problems could have been solved by now. As it is I'm skipping lunch.

Tired like fuck.

Trying to figure out how I'm getting my ass to Buffalo for Thanksgiving. DNW.

Just... feh.

My tweets

• Tue, 16:19: Heh. I didn't realize how much i missed teaching people website stuff. Anyway heading home from doing a training.
• Tue, 17:13: Home. Tired. Napnau.
• Tue, 19:25: I need an excuse to call someone deserving a Slavering Jizzweasel of Gor. #keepingthatinsultinreserve
• Tue, 19:26: Why couldn't I have thought of it in time to apply it to the jackasses on 91 this afternoon?? #roadrage #espritdescalier
• Tue, 20:18: You know, blo-pops are delicious, but that stage where they develop these razor-like ridges that cut your mouth to ribbons? Not fun.
• Wed, 08:04: Someone at Umass is directiong a three act play about D&D and needs actors. Email jfairfie@student.umass.edu for audition info. *amused* #fb
• Wed, 11:26: I would KILL for a 20 pc chicken McNuggets right now. KILL, I tell you. #firstworldproblems #nocar #arrrrrrrgh
• Wed, 11:37: Um. Wow. That's pretty damn bad. All it needs is some bucktoothed dentures. http://t.co/JL4H4iGN
• Wed, 11:39: oh wow, I didn't even see the fortune cookie on her head the first time through. #done
• Wed, 12:43: so, they're shooting wild animals in ohio and baby bears are invading produce departments. Not a good day to be an animal.