5 years, 5 months, 8 days

Wellp i suppose that amount of time is just about long enough to have my license with no incidents. But having both Fisher Price® My First Breakdown™ followed by Fisher Price® My First Accident™ yesterday with half an hour and 50 feet between them? Thats what we generally refer to as "overkill."

I'll probably make a locked post about this at length but long story short (and you probably already know the story if you follow me on twitter or live around here), I'm completely fine (but pretty shook up), car may be fucked, and somewhere out there there's quite probably a now former tow truck operator doing the fuck my life dance.