From Twitter 02-19-2011

[anagramofbrat]

• 14:18:58: Cat vs laundry basket test resunts: does not like to be under, is iffy about going in, LOVES pulling mice out of it.
  
• 16:37:18: "wait... are Jesus and a luchador going to fight vampires??" *fap fap fap* #betterwithoutcontext
  
• 16:43:05: just so everyone knows, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter... yeah, it's about as bad as it sounds.
  
• 17:11:11: sudden MASSIVE craving for like 12 boxes of Girl Scout Samoas. Like, go find a girl scout and beat her up for cookies level craving.
  
• 22:44:47: Dousing my gastrintestinal sorrow in O'Soy and Parks and Recreation. So far its actually funny.
  

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