He/she only hurts me because he/she loves me

[anagramofbrat]

I have been awake for the last half hour because there is a wildly happy gray furball curled up on my feet making up for six months of not seeing me and purring like an idling tractor trailer while doing so. This process by turns tickles insanely or hurts, seeing as this cat has freaking talons, not claws. Ow. Yes Moonbeam I missed you too now please stop kneading my toes.

I should get up and see what baked yummies dad's got in the kitchen.