I used to have a sign on my front door: No matter what they tell you, the cats are NOT allowed outside!
Doggies also lie.
No furbeast in the history of ... history ... has ever been fed, petted, played with, snuggled, taken outside, or given a cookie. Ever. Just ask 'em. They'll tell you.
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Date: 2011-03-09 12:29 am (UTC)From:I used to have a sign on my front door: No matter what they tell you, the cats are NOT allowed outside!
Doggies also lie.
No furbeast in the history of ... history ... has ever been fed, petted, played with, snuggled, taken outside, or given a cookie. Ever. Just ask 'em. They'll tell you.