Writer's Block: Happily ever after…

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Wellp, Voldemort is destroyed and he already made some half-Weasleys so really there is nothing for him to do other than retire to the wizard equivalent of Club Med.

I don't know, what do fictional characters do after their series ends? Well, unless you're a fictional character in a GRRM novel; we know they all pretty much die horribly.

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synopsis of the next Harry Potter book.

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A balding, paunchy Harry finds that years of using lager to suppress his PTSD has given him liver cancer. After a sordid affair with a high-school student leads to public humiliation in the Daily Prophet, Harry finds Jesus in a pay-by-hour flophouse in Glasgow. After Jesus heals Harry's cancer, they move to Amsterdam and open a detective agency. It's only after Ginny serves Harry with divorce papers that the famous wizard can accept who he really is, and finally lets Jesus into his heart, mouth, and ass. Filled with the Holy -Spunk- Spirit, Harry experiences apotheosis, and ascends bodily into heaven.

The second half of the book is where it gets weird.

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hahahahahaha pure gold, this.

Re: synopsis of the next Harry Potter book.

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>bows modestly

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Tim Hunter finds Harry Potter sodden with cheap whisky in a pub and cold-cocks him. John Constantine laughs, calls Harry a ponce, and steals his cigarettes.