My tweets

[anagramofbrat]

• Thu, 13:52: Wow, passive aggressive much? Jesus Christ some people's children.
• Thu, 14:03: Fine. Be like that. Best of luck, all my love, and by the way? Fuck you.
• Thu, 14:04: *cough* sorry folks, nothing to see here. Someone just got on my last nerve on exactly the wrong day to do so. Moving right along.
• Thu, 15:13: I salute the brave souls that are willing to storm my castles in order to get me to stop being a major butt.
• Thu, 15:14: That said, I need to stop being a butt. About a lot of things.
• Thu, 15:15: Have I been cryptic enough for you today, internets? Cause I could always step it up...
• Thu, 15:16: 0101001101100101011001010011111100100000010011010110111101110010011001010010000001100011011100100111100101110000011101000110100101100011
• Thu, 15:59: Dear universe: can we stop it with the snowfall of disasters in varying sizes today please? It's too hot for this shit.
• Thu, 16:57: Well, today I've had my faith in three people renewed/restored, and in some others not completely destroyed but very badly shaken. :P
• Thu, 23:16: after a lifetime of dubiousness tinged with prejudice, I tried beef jerky for the first time tonight. Salty dried meat snack food. Approved.
• Thu, 23:18: ♫ I need a woman 'bout twice my age / A lady of nobility, gentility and rage... ♫
• Thu, 23:24: In Andee is dumb news, I'm eating something actually solid for the first time today right now. Sucking down Flavorices doesn't count.
• Fri, 00:25: I must have done _something_ utterly kickass in a past life because I have some of the most amazing friends a woman could ask for.
• Fri, 09:23: PUT DOWN THE CRACKED.COM ANDEE. YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO.
• Fri, 09:34: Oh hell no it is not 90 degrees at 9:30am.
• Fri, 11:25: Blerg, have to Actually Go Out There and run an errand. This ought to be fun. D:
• Fri, 11:48: RT @warrenellis: took a quick look around the internets. twitter: OMG OSLO facebook: WHERE IS OSLO LOL google+: CAT GIFS LOL