My tweets

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• Tue, 12:54: Morning full of running around. Hoping the latter half of the day is somewhat more low-key.
• Tue, 15:58: aaaaaaaaaaaand T-Storm!
• Tue, 21:02: Having kind of a low-brain, blegh feeling evening. Not up for much other than curling up in bed and reading some more of A Feast for Crows.
• Tue, 21:03: Also this latest LJ server issue is actually pissing me off. Hope they get it together soon. I got shit to post.
• Tue, 22:11: Aw yeah, bitches. Just found out that a copy of _A Dance With Dragons_ is on its way to my holdbox at the library. YUSSSSS. #yaybooks
• Tue, 22:12: My first thought was HOSHIT READ FASTER because I'm only halfway through AFFC, but then I remembered @cell23 gets to read it first anyway.
• Wed, 00:09: Apparently the cat sneaked outside and was having adventures this evening. I swear sometimes it's like having a small furry teenager.
• Wed, 00:11: She's back in now. We'll talk about the heart attack she gave @cell23 later, but i would say grounding for life is a safe bet.
• Wed, 00:45: Cat is now skulking about looking at @cell23 and I like "we cool, or you gonna make a hat outta my ass?" Oy.
• Wed, 00:47: Thus concludes tonight's episode of Feline Dumbass Theater.
• Wed, 09:07: It's always good to start the morning laughing. Also I think @cell23 and I just invented a game.
• Wed, 09:09: Name 2 or 3 items you can buy at walmart that are INCREDIBLY DISTURBING when combined. #disturbingwalmartpurchases
• Wed, 09:09: Hot sauce, gorilla glue and a cork. #disturbingwalmartpurchases
• Wed, 09:11: A pack of trojan Magnum XL condoms, lube and a Subway footlong. (walmarts have Subways around here.) #disturbingwalmartpurchases
• Wed, 09:13: a wine glass, rolling pin, package of ground beef. #disturbingwalmartpurchases
• Wed, 09:16: A bottle of Fleet, hydrogen peroxide, bag of extra thick and salty straight pretzels. #disturbingwalmartpurchases
• Wed, 09:19: in other news... *looks at laundry pile* *whines*