My tweets

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• Wed, 12:13: Oh dear. I just discovered the "Photoshop of Horrors" tag on @Jezebel. So long, productivity! Nice knowing ya!
• Wed, 12:51: I would really like to know where the blessed blue hell my hairbrush has fucked off to. I have to look presentable later this afternoon.
• Wed, 15:50: Watching RuPaul's drag race makes me want to play with makeup.
• Wed, 16:13: NEGL, i look damn hot right now. #icleanupgood
• Wed, 22:16: Sunderkids are eerily quiet tonight.
• Thu, 09:16: Nothing like beginning your day with a heavy dose of lawnmower hate.
• Thu, 09:29: so has anyone found anything that will post a status to twitter, facebook and G+? I use Chrome, if that helps...
• Thu, 10:14: Sure, megabus, you get me to like you and then you cut your NY departures from 3 to 1? Dick move there, hoss.
• Thu, 10:19: In other news, checking my library hold shelf every 3 hours isn't going to make _A Dance With Dragons_ show up faster, and yet...
• Thu, 10:33: Last I checked, 2-3 business days =/= a week and a half + later. Where the hell is my car title, MassRMV???
• Thu, 10:37: So you tell me 2-3 business days on one part of the website and 7-10 on another part? The fail, it burns.
• Thu, 10:38: Okay, things need to stop pissing me off this morning. Time to salve my soul with drag queens.
• Thu, 11:00: Hmm. While they were never my absolute favorite, hard boiled egg yolks never made me gag before now...
• Thu, 11:04: I really wish I didn't have such a bad reaction to certain food textures. I'd eat a lot more fruit and healthy stuff otherwise.
• Thu, 11:05: I suppose that's what blenders are for... :P