My tweets

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• Sun, 12:34: @CaptainAssholay TOM. LESLEY SENT ME YOUR BURLESQUE PICS.
• Sun, 14:23: yeeegh. Sweaty and covered in dirt. Shower nau. Hopefully the cukes and tomatoes like their new pots. :P
• Sun, 18:13: I just had the best sandwich ever, involving a tomato I grew myself. Rather horrifically proud of this. #nomnomnom
• Sun, 18:14: In fact there are three tomato slices left. Strongly considering having another sandwich. It was that good.
• Sun, 18:46: Unrelated to tomatoes, Marvel Studios is completely demolishing my aversion to blond muscle-y men. #captainamerica #thor #mancandy
• Sun, 18:47: Also see Eric from #trueblood. #havehimbathedandsenttomychamber #mancandy #nomnomnom #lechinglikewhoa
• Sun, 20:25: @Avalon616 i'll be along as soon as my intestines stop hating me. :(
• Sun, 20:31: Ugh. It's looking like one of THOSE nights... #crohns #fuckyeah #notreally #ow #wtbnewintestine
• Sun, 20:33: *looks at trending topics* ...okay, on that note, I'm done with the Interbutt for tonight. Goddamn, people. #hate #rage #flouncetweet
• Mon, 00:56: You know what? Lets talk about how fucking beautiful David Bowie was. Actually, still mostly is. The _bone structure_ on that man...
• Mon, 00:57: And no, this has NOTHING to do with my thing for men in makeup. Really. #lies
• Mon, 09:17: Plan for the day: coffee, lose mind, CLEAN MY HOUSE. Other projects/job hunt/work done as well. But main goal is cleaning.
• Mon, 11:34: "Library Holds Pickup Notice: The material you requested (Martin, A dance with dragons) is ready to pick up at the library." #OMG #yaybooks
• Mon, 11:35: herein lies the question, do I drop everything and go get it or do I be good and finish cleaning the downstairs first?
• Mon, 12:08: Library not open until 1. Clean until 12:51 bus, go get book. Yes. Pick up milk on the way back.