- Thu, 12:42: Morning full of paperwork and photoshop....
- Thu, 12:44: Also amused that "paperwork" has a double meaning for me these days. #notexplainingitthough #cryptictweet
- Thu, 13:32: Fiending HARD for a vanilla milkshake right now. #forgotlunch #broketillsaturday #atleastitsnotbroketillnextfriday
- Thu, 13:36: Also my coworker is very concerned about the brain-eating amoeba killing people in Georgia. She keeps muttering about the zombie apocalypse.
- Thu, 13:39: I don't see what the big deal is, personally. I lived with a brain eating Amoeba for four years and i'm fine now. #rimshot #thatwasanexjoke
- Thu, 13:40: Well, okay, "fine" is a subjective term...
- Thu, 17:50: LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL! #dingdingdingdadingdadingding #yes #earworm #stuckinmyhead
- Fri, 07:40: Man its been so long since i've heard the uncensored version on Cee-lo's "fuck you" that the profanity has regained its amusing shock value.