My tweets

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  Fri, 13:19: RT @noldrin: My hurricane prep will consist of purchasing rum. If my house washes out to sea, I want to be ready to live like a pirate.


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  Fri, 13:20: Stuffing face with grilled dead cow. Eat drnk and be merry for Sunday will be nasty. #irene #nomnomnom


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  Fri, 16:32: Coleus clipping take 2 successfully stolen. Lets see if i can get it rooted and into dirt this time.


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  Fri, 18:24: Shopping done, kitty fed, time to flop over and make some plans for what will hopefully be an exciting weekend. Weather wise, anyway.


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  Fri, 18:26: My big plan for #irene is to use the time to clean my house. Its getting cesspitty. :P


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  Fri, 18:28: My logic is if the power goes out i won't be able to procrastinate with LJ and Reddit.


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  Fri, 18:30: Also i should probably check if the kitchen radio takes batteries...


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  Fri, 19:04: Yay! The radio DOES take batteries. 6Cs, to be exact. *pops in "Fight the Power" and aims speakers at #Irene*


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  Fri, 19:37: Hey #squirekids: any of you have a borrowable paper shredder?


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  Fri, 22:46: Must be a good night - spontaneous warbling from @scarlettsiren upon the wind.


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  Fri, 22:47: Course if she starts in in "Ah! Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!" i'm done. I don't need to know when she's orgasming.


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  Fri, 22:48: Though kudos to @verbena76 in which case.


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  Fri, 22:52: whatever's blooming is seriously harshing my paradigm of "Don't have allergies except in May"


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  Fri, 23:03: time to watch more HOLY CRAP IT'S A HURRICANE GET IN THE CAR coverage.


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  Fri, 23:43: "What else do we need... OH! Porno Mags! ...What? We're not going to have any Internet!" --@cell23, on hurricane survival priorities.


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  Sat, 09:20: you know you've been getting up too early when 8:45 feels like sleeping in.


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  Sat, 10:45: Anyone want to come to the Amherst Farmer's Market with me? I'm not quite mustering the will to go by myself. :P


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  Sat, 10:58: Necronomicox.com. Yes, it's exactly what you think it is: Lovecraftian dildos. (NSFW)


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  Sat, 11:01: Lets see, if I know my follow list, four of you are horrified, four of you are ordering one now.


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  Sat, 11:14: All right. I have breakfasted, fed the cat, and talked myself out of going places. I suppose I should get productive things done.

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  Sat, 12:14: Maybe. I am also in house cleaning frenzy mode. Or will be once I pour a couple cans of NOS down my throat.


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  Sat, 12:17: All rightn the longer I lay around going BLEAAAGH the longer my house doesn't get cleaned. Off to Sevs for caffiene.

Comments

[queencallipygos.livejournal.com]

My big plan for #irene is to use the time to clean my house.

Thought I was the only one.