My tweets

[anagramofbrat]

• Fri, 13:03: "So as you see, Akeem, there's a very fine line betweeen love and nausea."
• Fri, 13:04: seriously though, this things where I can't tell if I need to eat or throw up is getting really really old.
• Fri, 13:42: Why i hate calling in sick: i'm home and feel guilty because i don't feel up to taking the opportunity to do chores. Because i'm SICK. ugh.
• Fri, 13:44: Nothing like lying around trying to take care of yourself and feeling guilty about it. >_<
• Fri, 15:46: Fell asleep. Just woke up from really strange dreams involving long dead relatives and buckets of KFC.
• Fri, 15:47: Thats like sign #2463 that i'm actually sick - my subconscious goes a little batshit.
• Fri, 15:49: Also now i want kfc now. But good KFC from, like, brooklyn, not the gristly greasebags from the Hadley one.
• Fri, 19:03: Wow. I forgot what an unabashed asshole Heathcliff was. #dicownsmychildhood #80scartoons #netflix #whydidilovethisasakid #betterthangarfield
• Fri, 19:56: I need to get some, put my body in them... THEN I WILL RULE THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND #tiiiiiiiiightpants
• Fri, 21:09: "The Dairy Queens" as euphemism for the human female bosom. DNW.
• Fri, 22:26: Moral of today: no wait you'll feel better as long as you don't eat anything. Wait, that's a terrible moral. Fuck you, intestines.
• Fri, 22:44: Universe: bitch, lay down. Me: but... But... laundry! U: rest, damn it! Me: must do laundry! U: *laundry card vanishes* me: ...well played.
• Fri, 22:45: Course now i'm fretting because the laundry card is missing.
• Fri, 23:08: Me: well i can at least go get the mail like i said i would earlier right? Universe: NOPE WE HID THE MAILBOX KEY TOO. me: fine i give up.
• Sat, 01:37: Finally caught up on my weekly tv. Conclusions: Sookie needs to ACTUALLY die in a fire, and its good to have the SAMCRO boys back.
• Sat, 01:39: Also goddamn but death via scalpel inserted into ear canal looks unpleasant. Yeeesh.
• Sat, 11:01: I would like to get up, but i'm pinned between a snoring kitty and manbeast. I'm okay with this...
• Sat, 11:51: Best Cosplay ever. http://t.co/d7ziQA4