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• Пт, 13:08: I realize I am WAY late to this party but the store minions just showed me the Shake Weight. WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA? SERIOUSLY WTF
• Пт, 18:51: About to make orange juice chicken for dinner. Well, once the cat vacates my lap anyway #movecatgetouttheway
• Пт, 19:11: So. Ever get dijon mustard in a hangnail? #idontrecommendit
• Пт, 21:15: RT @emilytheslayer: YESSSS! RT @Tsalmoth: Arrested Development is returning with new episodes. To Netflix. http://t.co/NDzxmrxR
• Пт, 22:30: No 1 reason why I'm going to bed instead of socializing: I just fell asleep. Standing up. In the shower. I think I might be tired. #fb
• Сб, 10:20: Trying to decide if 11 hours is enough sleep or if i wanna go back down for a couple more...
• Сб, 10:25: I have things to do today (my bathroom is actively mocking me with its filth level) but this is my last chance to sleep in for a while. Hmm
• Сб, 10:27: Nvm, lol just been ordered to back to bed. Well then.
• Сб, 10:43: Okay this is adorkable http://t.co/NhEinwNF #postsecretapp