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Вс, 12:49: Part of me wants to go to hadley for a cheap skein of purple/white stripy yarn. Most of me is too lazy/cranky/not feeling well.
Вс, 12:51: also see "disinclined to spend six hours on my hair today even though I look like blaxploitation troll doll Barbie"
Вс, 13:53: I'm craving Chik-Fil-A. Clearly I'm experiencing a deficiency in Vitamins Hatred and Avarice.
Вс, 15:49: So I'm totally in love with this Black Currant Cordial I bought yesterday at the farmer's market.
Вс, 15:58: Why do I have Sweet Caroline stuck in my head?
Вс, 16:03: No really, is this the last step in being assimilated into the Borg that is Massachusetts? #nooooooooooooo
Вс, 20:55: Back from boston run. How is everyone else's evening?
Вс, 21:39: That moment when you run across a hidden picture cache on your hand-me-down netbook and are TERRIFIED you're gonna find homemade porn in it.
Вс, 21:41: I mean I may twit @millionthmurray about his dick while drunk at parties, but I don't really want to actually see it. Especially not in use.
Вс, 22:28: #moralofstory Do not talk smack about the Goose on Vent when she can hear you or you may get menaced with the first weapon to hand.
Вс, 22:30: That said, the look on @cell23's face when I marched into his mancave brandishing my Wahl Coil was PRICELESS.
Вс, 23:57: Things I shouldn't have to say to grown ass people: "Jesus Christ! Stop trying to give the cat Guinness!"